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Top 5 Most Annoying things about Raving

5. The Guest list Girl

Most of the time one of the most attractive girls your likely to see at your club night. Annoying characteristics of the guest list girl include: Being unable to read basic names, making you wait an unnecessary amount of time, taking great enjoyment in telling you the guest list is shut and just being outright rude!! Why is it that a clipboard, a pen and big jacket makes this girl feel sooo important??

4. Fake Ballers

Unfortunately nowadays holding a bottle of Champagne in a rave does not give off the impression you are balling like Jay-Z. especially when you are holding the same bottle ALL NIGHT. So why do some guys still do it?? If you really wanna floss I suggest you rave holding your bank statement and some picture ID.

3. Sh*t DJ's

Goes without saying really. We've all been to a rave that had the right elements; no work the next day, nice venue and a good mix of people. Then what happens.... the DJ goes and fucks it all up! Playing the wrong tunes, Playing the wrong tunes for too long, weird tracks nobodies ever heard before, chatting too much shit on the mic...I think you get the point.

2. Tense Bouncers

There are actually some really cool bouncers out there but there are a small minority of steroid chewing, protein shake sucking, straight from the gym stickin, no-neck having, no girl getting Meat heads that gain soooo much pleasure in giving punters a hard time at the door. Some of them really need a hug..SERIOUSLY (hope none of them are reading this. I dont fancy getting turfed next time I'm out.)

1. Drunk Girls.

Honestly Honestly Honestly NOTHING LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN A OVER DRUNK GIRL! Tipsy can be dealt with. Drunk - Hell no! Who wants a to chat to a girl thats likely to throw up on your shoes? A girl that confesses her love to you after meeting you 3 mins ago? A girl that wants to fight other drunk girls till they are both rolling around on the floor like pitbulls A girl that wants to walk out of the club bare footed (thats the worst one!!)

16 comments:

Neyull said...

Those drunk girls look ready for ummm "fun"

Maybe it's just me?

LOL

Anonymous said...

^^^^
WOW

Anonymous said...

o gosh

FRZI said...

did you really say that...nothing I loathe more than a drunk girl...hey I get Tipsy, but know the limits...hey I got hate for Drunk People...shit I may just give up drinking...done it before...now if I could give up the fragrant cane then all would be really good...maybe some of that memory would come back...let alone set a good example for my kids !!!
be well...vote change, go obama !

Anonymous said...

9/10 men (the other one is blatantly lying) love drunk and hot girls. It's an easy shag at the end of the night! Before you even say shit, shut it! You KNOW you were thinking the same thing!

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

Drunk and hot chicks go down alot quicker, suck it up without fuss and on the whole, are up for more freakier shit than sober chicks, so drunk ones for me too. Stop fronting to appear all "noble" to the girls that check this. Tell it like it is--we ALL love a one-night jumpoff with a random drunk chick. No uncomfortable "I'll call you" shit the next day either. Just give her a glass of tap water the next morning and the majority of the quilt, and she's happy.

Anonymous said...

lol so true... especially the west end bouncers always so mean.

clav said...

I'm backing the bare-foot sentiment expressed - seeing that shit makes me wanna hurl, especially the when feet and all raggedy and dirty from walking the streets...

Ewww.

junkii said...

those guest list girls used to be known as door bitches, they also decided if you 'looked right' to come in.

Anonymous said...

hahaha i hope these guys never go to trading places. they would hate it

DELS (Kieren Dickins) said...

"Just give her a glass of tap water the next morning and the majority of the quilt, and she's happy."

wow. had me laughin'.

I agree ACE & Vis, girls that walk home bare foot is NOT a good look.

Anonymous said...

That sounds like Trading Places. Your night is swag. Everyone goes begging for attention. Rocking as many streetwear labels as possible. Acyde and Reggi dance around the mic thinking they are presenting MTV Music Awards = beggin. Kish still dresses like a teenager = beggin, that Suzi P does fuck all but stand there and look like a lost groupie = beggin, Fatz should be at home with his wife and children, leave this to the kids uncle = beggin.

Your embarrassing and this game most definitly doesnt need you!

Anonymous said...

sounds like you didn't get into the ladt one bruddaaaaa!!!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Anonymous said...

*last

Anonymous said...

sounds like a pretty accurate description of the last one so my guess is he did.

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