5. The Guest list Girl
Most of the time one of the most attractive girls your likely to see at your club night. Annoying characteristics of the guest list girl include: Being unable to read basic names, making you wait an unnecessary amount of time, taking great enjoyment in telling you the guest list is shut and just being outright rude!! Why is it that a clipboard, a pen and big jacket makes this girl feel sooo important??
4. Fake Ballers
Unfortunately nowadays holding a bottle of Champagne in a rave does not give off the impression you are balling like Jay-Z. especially when you are holding the same bottle ALL NIGHT. So why do some guys still do it?? If you really wanna floss I suggest you rave holding your bank statement and some picture ID.
3. Sh*t DJ's
Goes without saying really. We've all been to a rave that had the right elements; no work the next day, nice venue and a good mix of people. Then what happens.... the DJ goes and fucks it all up! Playing the wrong tunes, Playing the wrong tunes for too long, weird tracks nobodies ever heard before, chatting too much shit on the mic...I think you get the point.
2. Tense Bouncers
There are actually some really cool bouncers out there but there are a small minority of steroid chewing, protein shake sucking, straight from the gym stickin, no-neck having, no girl getting Meat heads that gain soooo much pleasure in giving punters a hard time at the door. Some of them really need a hug..SERIOUSLY (hope none of them are reading this. I dont fancy getting turfed next time I'm out.)
1. Drunk Girls.
Honestly Honestly Honestly NOTHING LESS ATTRACTIVE THAN A OVER DRUNK GIRL! Tipsy can be dealt with. Drunk - Hell no! Who wants a to chat to a girl thats likely to throw up on your shoes? A girl that confesses her love to you after meeting you 3 mins ago? A girl that wants to fight other drunk girls till they are both rolling around on the floor like pitbulls A girl that wants to walk out of the club bare footed (thats the worst one!!)