Phoebe, you are so amazingly beautiful. You are by far the most attractive and talented female blogger around. I like the rest of the tribe but I really only check the blog daily for your posts. There great, as are you.
I wrote this poem just for you, hope you like it.
If I could have just one wish, I would wish to wake up everyday to the sound of your breath on my neck, the warmth of your lips on my cheek, the touch of your fingers on my skin, and the feel of your heart beating with mine... Knowing that I could never find that feeling with anyone other than you.
Fall back for a second Clav, I’m busy right now, Anyway…The name Phoebe is of Greek origin and its meaning is “bright and radiant”. So I must say you were appropriately named Phoebe.
@ Anon, it's one thing to commend a Tribe crew member on their posts, even their looks...but don't turn this into some bunny boiling-stalking of Phoebe. Compliments are welcome, disrespect and freaking women out is NOT. Remember: We have your IP address, and very connected people in our network, so be careful that you don't wake up next to a horse's head, should you veer into "creepy" territory.
@ HOMO PIMPSON. Funny that. I don’t see phoebe complaining? So why are you getting involved you bell end-dick head. You’re a hater lad lol. Phoebe has her own presence on this blog so if she feels uncomfortable with my complements and poem I’m sure she would speak for herself. May I ask who are you to speak for her? Exactly! No one, so shut it. And on that note ill ask phoebe this, do you want HOMO PIMPSON to speak on your behalf??? if so Let everyone know Phoebe? And as for my IP number, you can have my full address you wanker, as waking up to a horse head sounds more appealing then waking up to your mum, which iv been doing all year round to be honest. So please deliver the horse head ASAP.
@ Anon. You silly prick. Read what I wrote again. I said, compliments are cool, just don't veer into "creepy" territory with your comments as no girl wants to be stalked by some dickhead on a forum. "Hey, I wrote you a poem, Phoebe...it's a piece of shit, but please be mine!" HAHAHAHA!!! What a fucking tool. I happen to know Phoebe, she's a lovely girl, and doesn't need to be stalked by some cyber-terrorist writing corny shitty ditties--and not even getting a reply!! You sad, lost pathetic dickhead. Now, if you really wanna rhyme and battle, let's go, boy! (but please, don't give me a pathetic "poem" back!!!!!)
*ahem* You want beef? I leave cattle scarred You best battle hard, 'cause I'll leave you broke selling travelcards.... like a blatant pagan vagrant, whose fragrance makes a skunk lose its patience! My parables spun infallible fun still eating dick like a cannibal, son? Silly anon bitch, he tried to give an animal one! Me? I'm unfuckwitable--comparable to nuns.
If I had one wish, I'd flip you like a pog, Slap you with my log, Treat you like a groupie, Buy you for a Rupee, Treat you like a floozey, Bang yer mate Suzy, actually any of your mates, cus i ain't choosey..
even that fat one i wanna see her naked like that bloke gok wan.
@ Dave & Gav. Silly, silly boys. How immature are the both of you to write such stupid shit about Phoebe like that?? Were you ignored by girls and abused as a child, or does this blatant disrespect of women and psuedo-masculine keyboard punching stem from something even deeper? Do you both need tissues for your issues? Hmm....
As I said to the previous anon before I destroyed him, if you really wanna rhyme and battle, let's go. I was gonna take it down the route of:
Does your Mum take wood? Yeah, I think so 'Cause when Homer pimped the ho I left her walking with a limp, yo!"
But the connection between the both of you fags is soooo evident that even Stevie Wonder can see it and is far more more fun to address!
hmmm...
u poofs both got too much to say, bout 'one wishes' and challenging Phoebe but just be straight!, and stop wrestling with YOUR homoerotic fantasies I can't praise the wack lyricals and shit visuals of two small dick criminals with vocab minimal your colonic conundrums are obviously confusing you releasing memories of some male abusing you as an innocent infant militant that took so much dick, that yours became impotent You Adams Apple Mac's dicks stop sodomizing your titaniums, start aiming-on-tits you boast about pushy pussy, but even groupies turn you down tell the truth--you tried to chat up Phoebe, she didn't even turn around! Look Gav, don't fight the feeling for Ben, it's too deep! you dream movies of sperm movies You keep it dark, but ATCN-Vision has UV Don't worry, Ben, we'll still allow up here, gee JUST REMEMBER: you couldn't doo Phoebe, if you was Scooby Anyway geezas, go earn a buck or two cuz we know you let 'em swipe your arse with VISA, b4 fucking you
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (posted twice as I messed up the two fags' names!)
@ Dave & Gav. Silly, silly boys. How immature are the both of you to write such stupid shit about Phoebe like that?? Were you ignored by girls and abused as a child, or does this blatant disrespect of women and psuedo-masculine keyboard punching stem from something even deeper? Do you both need tissues for your issues? Hmm....
As I said to the previous anon before I destroyed him, if you really wanna rhyme and battle, let's go. I was gonna take it down the route of:
Does your Mum take wood? Yeah, I think so 'Cause when Homer pimped the ho I left her walking with a limp, yo!"
But the connection between the both of you fags is soooo evident that even Stevie Wonder can see it and is far more more fun to address!
hmmm...
u poofs both got too much to say, bout 'one wishes' and challenging Phoebe but just be straight!, and stop wrestling with YOUR homoerotic fantasies I can't praise the wack lyricals and shit visuals of two small dick criminals with vocab minimal your colonic conundrums are obviously confusing you releasing memories of some male abusing you as innocent infant militants that took so much dick, that yours became impotent You Adams Apple Mac's dicks stop sodomizing your titaniums, start aiming-on-tits you boast about pushy pussy, but even groupies turn you down tell the truth--you both tried to chat up Phoebe, she didn't even turn around! Look Gav, don't fight the feeling for Dave, it's too deep! you dream movies of sperm movies You keep it dark, but ATCN-Vision has UV Don't worry, Dave, we'll still allow up here, gee JUST REMEMBER: you couldn't doo Phoebe, if you was Scooby Anyway geezas, go earn a buck or two cuz we know you let 'em swipe your arse with VISA, b4 fucking you
Look Gav, don't fight the feeling for Dave, it's too deep! you dream movies of sperm smoothies You keep it dark, but ATCN-Vision has UV!
haha!
I look forward to the response from you pricks! Just looking at your posts again, it's evident that:
u both chant shit, all u can do is follow u can't spit, so u must swallow! u rhyme like Vanilla Ice on Miller Lite with a sex toy that you forgot is still a mic! Your garms look like Mike's on Thriller night And your girl EVER is still a dyke! You got no foundation apart from MaxFactor couple of silly shit-packers
it's a shame that certain twats feel they have to spew some shit about the female bloggers up here. i agree with pimpson, those two dudes definitely have issues!
oi dat wern't me saying sorry, my lyrics wern't even directed at nobody, don't mention the chick your all on once, but anyways i was having a laugh, you should try it some time, that homer pimpson guy is one dude who has mad time on his hands, thinking hes destroying people via the internet, serious joker loool
look, the truth is that i'm a dickhead who can't rhyme to save my life therefore it's easier for me to just concede defeat against the mighty Homer Pimpson. As you can all see, you could take a vow of silence against me, and still win. I'm a sad, sad dude that's been ruthlessly exposed on this board. Why, oh why, did I choose to follow Dave and disrespect a woman? I truly am sorry and shall fuckoff and stay there.
Gav the geek, looking like Gok's fashion fix You've something in common with ya boy Dave... your passion for dicks!
Your excuses are pitiful Long talk with miniscule syllables
Don't worry, Gav. Even though your rhyme sounded like some lazy rumour and sucked so much you're like "pay me, Hoover!" It's still been fun, you trying to curse me Next time, I'll take the battle to someone more worthy.
Gay bashing and tossing around words like "fag" in battle rhymes is hella trite, not to mention uncouth. Otherwise, kudos for putting the stalkers in check.
^^^^^ Agree with you, Booga, but by the looks of it, in order to put the stalkers in check, the rhyme animal Pimpson saw something to work with and cracked the whip on them pricks. @ Pimpson, it's evident that you're a dope emcee/writer, but more rhymes like the first one in future!
Lol. Biz & G.K., looks like notice has been served on all suckers to NEVER ever dis a female member of ATCN crew! Me? I reckon that Homer Pimpson is one of G.K.'s aka's! You got skills, ginger!
This is hilarious! From a completely unbiased standpoint, it seems as though there was a stalker, someone defended the stalkee, the two stalkers got beaten in a board battle of words and are now taking cheap shots at the victor. Homer Pimpson for Mayor!
In regards to "cheap shots" and being "pc", assuming those statements are directed @ me... As for the cheap shots, I'm just speaking my piece, no below the belt shots were taken. As far as being pc, I take each issue for what it is and use critical thought and personal experience to inform my opinion. Some of these opinions may be considered "pc", others; quite the opposite.
My two gripes (if I had to limit it to 2) with hip-hop are the misogyny and the homophobia so rampant in lyrics and the culture. Why? The misogyny, well, that's a gripe for another day. I have many gay friends and it incenses me that they are treated like degenerates and inferiors by so many people. All because, what?! What is the reasoning behind homophobia? There is not much reasoning at all, which is exactly the problem.
Because it's not "natural"?! That's such a moot point. On one hand, many animals in nature practice homosexual behavior. That is if we are, indeed, saying that nature is a viable example for human behavior. There are many "natural" behaviors that we would shun (such as taking a shit when and where you get the urge) and many "unnatural" behaviors we embrace (hello- technology, science, western medicine), and vice versa. There is no consistency.
Why else? Because some book that talks about dead people magically coming to life, slaying your son to prove faith, people walking around on liquid and also turning liquid into walls? Some book of fairytale, magical events tells you that something is wrong, so you blindly agree, when convenient. Most people having no problems lying, having premarital sex, coveting, and any numerous acts forbade in this magic "holy" book. Oh the consistency. It makes me fucking sick.
You may say that "fag" was just thrown out there in jest, but remember that their is usually at least an ounce of truth behind most humor.
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Finally i cant wait ive been watching the behind the seen footage for some time now!
Nah but why are you stealing my posts?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aceandvis/2008/09/its_almost_here.shtml
Tea leaf!! Jokes.
Shoulda put it on Tribe, Ace!
I am actually gonna have to steal your clip though. Much better quality than mine. Sorry!
Phoebe, you are so amazingly beautiful. You are by far the most attractive and talented female blogger around. I like the rest of the tribe but I really only check the blog daily for your posts. There great, as are you.
I wrote this poem just for you, hope you like it.
If I could have just one wish,
I would wish to wake up everyday
to the sound of your breath on my neck,
the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
the touch of your fingers on my skin,
and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
Knowing that I could never find that feeling
with anyone other than you.
Mr Mac Book.
Support the cause people, I got some tracks pending for this film...
Fingers crossed and all that.
Fall back for a second Clav, I’m busy right now,
Anyway…The name Phoebe is of Greek origin and its meaning is “bright and radiant”. So I must say you were appropriately named Phoebe.
Good post. Look forward to the film.
@ Anon, it's one thing to commend a Tribe crew member on their posts, even their looks...but don't turn this into some bunny boiling-stalking of Phoebe. Compliments are welcome, disrespect and freaking women out is NOT. Remember: We have your IP address, and very connected people in our network, so be careful that you don't wake up next to a horse's head, should you veer into "creepy" territory.
WHO THE FUCK WRITES A POEM TO WOO A CHICK!??
HAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA
^^^^^
WHO THE FUCK USES THE WORD 'WOO'?!!!!
@ HOMO PIMPSON. Funny that. I don’t see phoebe complaining? So why are you getting involved you bell end-dick head. You’re a hater lad lol. Phoebe has her own presence on this blog so if she feels uncomfortable with my complements and poem I’m sure she would speak for herself. May I ask who are you to speak for her? Exactly! No one, so shut it. And on that note ill ask phoebe this, do you want HOMO PIMPSON to speak on your behalf??? if so Let everyone know Phoebe?
And as for my IP number, you can have my full address you wanker, as waking up to a horse head sounds more appealing then waking up to your mum, which iv been doing all year round to be honest. So please deliver the horse head ASAP.
Your still beautiful phoebe.
Big up all tribe contributors.
^^^^^^^
@ all of the above posts-Bwahahaha! Wow!
The movie, I'm hype for and hope I'm not disappointed in it.
@ Anon. You silly prick. Read what I wrote again. I said, compliments are cool, just don't veer into "creepy" territory with your comments as no girl wants to be stalked by some dickhead on a forum. "Hey, I wrote you a poem, Phoebe...it's a piece of shit, but please be mine!" HAHAHAHA!!! What a fucking tool. I happen to know Phoebe, she's a lovely girl, and doesn't need to be stalked by some cyber-terrorist writing corny shitty ditties--and not even getting a reply!! You sad, lost pathetic dickhead. Now, if you really wanna rhyme and battle, let's go, boy! (but please, don't give me a pathetic "poem" back!!!!!)
*ahem* You want beef? I leave cattle scarred
You best battle hard, 'cause I'll leave you broke selling travelcards....
like a blatant pagan vagrant, whose fragrance makes a skunk lose its patience!
My parables spun infallible fun
still eating dick like a cannibal, son?
Silly anon bitch, he tried to give an animal one!
Me? I'm unfuckwitable--comparable to nuns.
@ Homer - wow...
Don't call it a comback! :-D
LOL @ ALL THIS...Sweet baby Jesus!
'fuck all you hoe's' !!!
I can not wait !!!
fx
daaamn! homer pimpson just tore that wack poem-writing "anon" a new one! don't blame you for keeping ya mouth shut from here, mate!
loool, kinda funny where can i read more jokes shit like this?
just request a 'love poem' from that anon bitch!! "if i could only have one wish...!!!!!!' LMAO!!
more love poetry please, i might try bust one to get us in the mood..
phoebe
i wanna make u wet liek ocean baby
wanna make my shit your potion baby
wanna make u my lady baby
wanna inpregnate u with a baby baby
love dave
p.s. get ya baps out
One wish poem..
http://www.scrapbook.com/poems/doc/5199/134.html
how about......
If I had one wish,
I'd flip you like a pog,
Slap you with my log,
Treat you like a groupie,
Buy you for a Rupee,
Treat you like a floozey,
Bang yer mate Suzy,
actually any of your mates,
cus i ain't choosey..
even that fat one
i wanna see her naked like that bloke gok wan.
@ Dave & Gav. Silly, silly boys. How immature are the both of you to write such stupid shit about Phoebe like that?? Were you ignored by girls and abused as a child, or does this blatant disrespect of women and psuedo-masculine keyboard punching stem from something even deeper? Do you both need tissues for your issues? Hmm....
As I said to the previous anon before I destroyed him, if you really wanna rhyme and battle, let's go. I was gonna take it down the route of:
Does your Mum take wood? Yeah, I think so
'Cause when Homer pimped the ho
I left her walking with a limp, yo!"
But the connection between the both of you fags is soooo evident that even Stevie Wonder can see it and is far more more fun to address!
hmmm...
u poofs both got too much to say, bout 'one wishes' and challenging Phoebe
but just be straight!, and stop wrestling with YOUR homoerotic fantasies
I can't praise the wack lyricals and shit visuals
of two small dick criminals with vocab minimal
your colonic conundrums are obviously confusing you
releasing memories of some male abusing you
as an innocent infant militant
that took so much dick, that yours became impotent
You Adams Apple Mac's dicks
stop sodomizing your titaniums, start aiming-on-tits
you boast about pushy pussy, but even groupies turn you down
tell the truth--you tried to chat up Phoebe, she didn't even turn around!
Look Gav, don't fight the feeling for Ben, it's too deep!
you dream movies of sperm movies
You keep it dark, but ATCN-Vision has UV
Don't worry, Ben, we'll still allow up here, gee
JUST REMEMBER: you couldn't doo Phoebe, if you was Scooby
Anyway geezas, go earn a buck or two
cuz we know you let 'em swipe your arse with VISA, b4 fucking you
haha
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
(posted twice as I messed up the two fags' names!)
@ Dave & Gav.
Silly, silly boys. How immature are the both of you to write such stupid shit about Phoebe like that?? Were you ignored by girls and abused as a child, or does this blatant disrespect of women and psuedo-masculine keyboard punching stem from something even deeper? Do you both need tissues for your issues? Hmm....
As I said to the previous anon before I destroyed him, if you really wanna rhyme and battle, let's go. I was gonna take it down the route of:
Does your Mum take wood? Yeah, I think so
'Cause when Homer pimped the ho
I left her walking with a limp, yo!"
But the connection between the both of you fags is soooo evident that even Stevie Wonder can see it and is far more more fun to address!
hmmm...
u poofs both got too much to say, bout 'one wishes' and challenging Phoebe
but just be straight!, and stop wrestling with YOUR homoerotic fantasies
I can't praise the wack lyricals and shit visuals
of two small dick criminals with vocab minimal
your colonic conundrums are obviously confusing you
releasing memories of some male abusing you
as innocent infant militants
that took so much dick, that yours became impotent
You Adams Apple Mac's dicks
stop sodomizing your titaniums, start aiming-on-tits
you boast about pushy pussy, but even groupies turn you down
tell the truth--you both tried to chat up Phoebe, she didn't even turn around!
Look Gav, don't fight the feeling for Dave, it's too deep!
you dream movies of sperm movies
You keep it dark, but ATCN-Vision has UV
Don't worry, Dave, we'll still allow up here, gee
JUST REMEMBER: you couldn't doo Phoebe, if you was Scooby
Anyway geezas, go earn a buck or two
cuz we know you let 'em swipe your arse with VISA, b4 fucking you
haha
Look Gav, don't fight the feeling for Dave, it's too deep!
you dream movies of sperm smoothies
You keep it dark, but ATCN-Vision has UV!
haha!
I look forward to the response from you pricks! Just looking at your posts again, it's evident that:
u both chant shit, all u can do is follow
u can't spit, so u must swallow!
u rhyme like Vanilla Ice on Miller Lite
with a sex toy that you forgot is still a mic!
Your garms look like Mike's on Thriller night
And your girl EVER is still a dyke!
You got no foundation apart from MaxFactor
couple of silly shit-packers
this has become a Bum Fights version of 8 Mile...
it's a shame that certain twats feel they have to spew some shit about the female bloggers up here. i agree with pimpson, those two dudes definitely have issues!
i'm sorry Phoebe.
Ahhh, that's better. All friends now. I think we could all do with some of this.
http://www.theway.org/Current/Mar07/Mar07Flash4.htm
@ Anon ^^^^ that's my ringtone
my renewed mind is much better than my old one which was riddled with evil thoughts.
LMAO @ illsun!!!!!!! This is my ringtone:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
oi dat wern't me saying sorry, my lyrics wern't even directed at nobody, don't mention the chick your all on once, but anyways i was having a laugh, you should try it some time, that homer pimpson guy is one dude who has mad time on his hands, thinking hes destroying people via the internet, serious joker loool
oh and yeah.. whatever
look, the truth is that i'm a dickhead who can't rhyme to save my life therefore it's easier for me to just concede defeat against the mighty Homer Pimpson. As you can all see, you could take a vow of silence against me, and still win. I'm a sad, sad dude that's been ruthlessly exposed on this board. Why, oh why, did I choose to follow Dave and disrespect a woman? I truly am sorry and shall fuckoff and stay there.
Gav the geek, looking like Gok's fashion fix
You've something in common with ya boy Dave... your passion for dicks!
Your excuses are pitiful
Long talk with miniscule syllables
Don't worry, Gav. Even though your rhyme sounded like some lazy rumour
and sucked so much you're like "pay me, Hoover!"
It's still been fun, you trying to curse me
Next time, I'll take the battle to someone more worthy.
It's OVER! I'm gone til November. Haha
Just noticed Gav's original lyric:
"actually any of your mates,
cus i ain't choosey..
even that fat one
i wanna see her naked like that bloke gok wan."
Whoops! Now I get it from Pimpson's point! Gav & Dave, it's over. Don't fuck with the ATCN girls. Here endeth the lesson!
Gay bashing and tossing around words like "fag" in battle rhymes is hella trite, not to mention uncouth.
Otherwise, kudos for putting the stalkers in check.
^^^^^
Agree with you, Booga, but by the looks of it, in order to put the stalkers in check, the rhyme animal Pimpson saw something to work with and cracked the whip on them pricks. @ Pimpson, it's evident that you're a dope emcee/writer, but more rhymes like the first one in future!
whats goin ere??????
lol. this is wierd.
Lol. Biz & G.K., looks like notice has been served on all suckers to NEVER ever dis a female member of ATCN crew! Me? I reckon that Homer Pimpson is one of G.K.'s aka's! You got skills, ginger!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7636577.stm
BIGGIE SMALLS FOR MAYOR!!!!
you lot are toooo much,
when did the world get so pc?
homer pimpson
4
phoebe
@ Cath. Your kicks in your profile pic are SICK.
Lol @ the dude who lost the battle trying to dis Pimpson as gimpson!! In the words of Chris Rock: You LOST! YOU LOST! FACE IT!
what has anyone lost though, it seems your lost.
in the words of chris rock? can you not stick it in your own words?
rarse?!
This is hilarious! From a completely unbiased standpoint, it seems as though there was a stalker, someone defended the stalkee, the two stalkers got beaten in a board battle of words and are now taking cheap shots at the victor. Homer Pimpson for Mayor!
In regards to "cheap shots" and being "pc", assuming those statements are directed @ me...
As for the cheap shots, I'm just speaking my piece, no below the belt shots were taken. As far as being pc, I take each issue for what it is and use critical thought and personal experience to inform my opinion. Some of these opinions may be considered "pc", others; quite the opposite.
My two gripes (if I had to limit it to 2) with hip-hop are the misogyny and the homophobia so rampant in lyrics and the culture. Why? The misogyny, well, that's a gripe for another day. I have many gay friends and it incenses me that they are treated like degenerates and inferiors by so many people. All because, what?! What is the reasoning behind homophobia? There is not much reasoning at all, which is exactly the problem.
Because it's not "natural"?! That's such a moot point. On one hand, many animals in nature practice homosexual behavior. That is if we are, indeed, saying that nature is a viable example for human behavior. There are many "natural" behaviors that we would shun (such as taking a shit when and where you get the urge) and many "unnatural" behaviors we embrace (hello- technology, science, western medicine), and vice versa. There is no consistency.
Why else? Because some book that talks about dead people magically coming to life, slaying your son to prove faith, people walking around on liquid and also turning liquid into walls? Some book of fairytale, magical events tells you that something is wrong, so you blindly agree, when convenient. Most people having no problems lying, having premarital sex, coveting, and any numerous acts forbade in this magic "holy" book. Oh the consistency. It makes me fucking sick.
You may say that "fag" was just thrown out there in jest, but remember that their is usually at least an ounce of truth behind most humor.
@ Booga. I hear you, miss.
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