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Big Girls Cry


I'm currently SICK of.....

Men and their hissy fits, When did they become women?

People complaining about it being too hot... Are they really serious?

Sweaty, smelly individuals, there is just no need.. on any level Right Guard will work for at least 12 hrs.

Men and Nike Rifts, why Jesus why?

No Pedicure havin women... do not expose your toes in flip flops boo boo

Havin no money in the summertime, but havin money in the winter (hibernation season)

Not havin a garden, tryin to get a tan in the park half exposed with 12 year olds ogling you is not the 1!

20 comments:

clav said...

Listen, you'd better fall back on the men in Rifts comment - I've got mine and I'm backing them hard! lol :-)

Melani said...

If you're not paying for my pedicure, that ass needs to be on hush.

MR W said...

sister u do not have 2 pay 4 a pedicure jus do it urself failing that i found a spot in camberwell today 8 quid.. im still in shock.

however i am wondering how much of my foot will actually b left wen i get out of there!

o and pedicures apply to men 2!

clav said...

But they (pedicures) only apply to men who 1) want to bare their feet in public 2) have a woman they need to impress.

I myself am a staunch supporter of the male pedicure. Damn, it's expensive though...

Booga said...

I'm rockin my rainbows right now, sans pedi. It's perfectly acceptable in my book, but I'm obiviously biased. Exfoliated, clean, and trimmed, yes. Buffed and polished? Not right now. If I'm going out- fa' sho, but just bumming around do errands and whatnot, I don't care. But then again, I'm in Southern California, and I think exposed toes are the norm, but who has time to be painting their nails every other day?

yeahisaidit said...

listen, i'm with mr w.

it is sunny for approx 5 days out of 365 in the U of K. So unlike you booga, we have to get it right. you don't have to pay, but DIY it right yourself.

Same for moaning about the heat. deal with it, cos I swear you are the same pain in the ass who complains about frost.

other things to complain about. indecent exposure. I have a rule. If you cant see the sea, I expect you to be fully clothed. The closer you are to the mighty water, the more clothing you are permitted to remove. clapham common/clissold park, i don't care, i don't want to see your midrift.

rant over.

happy summer!





cheers,







yeahisaidit

Shenanigan said...

8 squid for a pedi! Shell Shocked

...but yet intrigued

MR W said...

lmao at yeahisaidit!

omg how did i miss that 1.. HOW! ?

there is never any need 4 me 2 c a persons bare chest and ur jus walkin around in flippin sainsburys!

why does clav not do his signature tag anymore?

NO-BIZZI said...

BRING IT BACK CLAV!!

yeahisaidit said...

clav-if you promise to stop wearing rifts, i'll give you your sign-off back.




deal?



cheers,




yeahisaidit

Anonymous said...

raaa mr w

who pissed you off?

clav said...
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clav said...

You'll have to prise my Rift's from my cold, dead fingers...

Been rockin' them since '02 and no-one ain't telling me shit! lol

Ginger Kid said...

cheers,





Clav

clav said...

Nice try GK. It's not working.

yeahisaidit said...

cheers,






clav

clav said...
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clav said...

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yeahisaidit said...

cheers,







clav

NO-BIZZI said...

You lot are loooooosers

LOL

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