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Brits Do It Better

Heidi Klum is an extremely sexy woman. This much we have already established. Adriana Lima is completely gorgeous and all the other ones are very beautiful, too.



But do you know what is not sexy, gorgeous or beautiful? Victoria's Secret underwear. Any woman who has ever visited this emporium of American undergarment sluttiness will testify that the products they sell in there are tacky, tacky, tacky and completely overpriced. Every year, the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show rolls around and every year I am momentarily awed into thinking that I should really get round to finally applying for a credit card so I can buy some of their bras and whatnot online. And then I remember that, unless you have the body of an age-defying German supermodel, that shit will just look, well, shit.

When it comes to online underwear perving, I'm sticking with AgentProvocateur.Com. As with sarcasm and a good cup of tea, women's lingerie is obviously one of those things that Brits, quite simply, do better.

12 comments:

Booga said...

I think I'll check into AgentProvocateur. I used to love Vicky's secret because they USED to have a variety of both understated and fun/sexy, well cut items. Their shit has been becoming increasingly overpriced and sorority-girl cheesy.

Anonymous said...

I think all ATCN girls should pose in the said undergarments and post the pictures up on the blog. To all blogsters, what sayeth ye??

Anonymous said...

^^^
lol

Shenanigan said...

was so dissapointed when I went to the store in New York. Give me Damaris any day or Agent!

abeospeaks said...

Yeah, I don't shop in Vickies for undies. They aren't made to fit women of my shape lol. They have some nice perfumes though. But I prefer Bath and Body Works myself.

MR W said...

ooomg bath and body workss!

whats the pink one called aagain!?? the lotion is to die for!

clav said...

Personally (and I KNOW some of the man dem on here will back this talk from vivid personal experience!) I'd sooner take the Brazilian model sans any underwear at all... lol

Seriously though, Agent's stuff is great! La Perla do some nice bits too, as do Cadolle - I got a rather favourable response from the lady when she got presents from both of these emporiums...

gerald said...

"Anonymous said...

I think all ATCN girls should pose in the said undergarments and post the pictures up on the blog. To all blogsters, what sayeth ye??"

If i cosign any harder my keyboard would break!

Anonymous said...

The question is: Which Tribe girl would be the first to have the strength and guts to post? My money's on Shenanigan first (damn, she's fine); Phoebe second, Specks third and maybe Mr. W fourth.

Woah, my dick got hard just thinking about that!

midwestconnect said...

i completely agree i was in there the other day looking at some underwear with my friend, and said to her don't buy anything with sparkles, crystals, or writing on the ass, that just TACKY, these 2 bleached blonde chicagoans heard me and gave me the evil eye, i said it again its TACKY as hell and WHAT???? defo agent provocateur or La Perla for the sexy ish...

miss mei said...

AgentProvocateur are so much classier than Victoria's Secret. Myla.com is quite good too.
Having said that, my friend went to NY recently, went to a Vicky's Secret store and bought a few push up bras that she swears by now...
Not everyone needs the lift though. Some of the new underwear in Vendetta is hot by the way.

just say jo said...

totally right, TOTALLY!

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