..................................WWW.ATRIBECALLEDNEXT.COM

My MOFO's...

The lovely ATCN readers and Tribers have established that the MOBO's where indeed terrible this year. I agree with you all! I managed to have a small amount of fun.
(all this fun was limited until the awards actually started, then I felt like jumping off a bridge.)



The food was terrible....nearly as bad as Flo-Rida's performance. Wasteman.

Biz left the Eastenders 'premiere' table to deliver the quote of the awards directed at Sunita picking up Leona Lewis' award, "Good Luck with your speech love." As the boo's started to ring around the arena. LOL.
Ace & Vis tried to lighten up proceeding's for 2 minutes by opting for a Kanye style interuption to Sir Trevor Nelson's speech. (Ask Vis, doing this was my idea, I am claiming it.)

Then nap time. Western Union and the MOBO's can fuck off.



Look out for the Tribe awards next year, we might be able to put on a proper show. And get people to turn up.
g.k

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

harsh, entertaining and true.

Newsy Chick said...

too true.

Anonymous said...

LOLZ.......WICKED POST.

'Western Union and MOBOs can fuck off!'

Shenanigan said...

I am mortified at the stale doritio's and dip for food!

lil naked boi said...

when i was watching, i threw up a little bit. didn't get it on any of my clothes though, because i was naked.

Anonymous said...

Kanya and her krew are a bunch of MOFOs. How much for a table and they serve stale food that wouldn't even be considered good enough a kid's 3 year-old birthday party! And what the hell was in those nasty cheap Western Union bags? Ugh!

Be real, g.k. The table you were sitting on it LOVED it. I won't name names, but a certain female potbellied boss of Base (who hangs off Mariah Scarey's bra strap) is very good mates with Kanya King and loves the shitty MOFOs. From what I hear, your boss was also going a little overboard with her hooting and hollering for a certain wack female "singer" when she went to collect her "award." However, glad you shared your realness with us.

The MOFOs, 1xtra and MTV Base should all be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

Anonymous said...

nice shirt tie jumper combo semtex

Iain said...

I did think the MOBOs sucked, but award shows are always overrated. Saying that if there was a Tribe awards, that would be pretty sick if the tone was right.

As a side note, I though Reggie was unnecessarily harsh when presenting whatever it was that Leona won. I'm no particular fan of Leona, but nobody should have been booed and it looked to me like he was reveling in it a bit.

DELS (Kieren Dickins) said...

G.K. you give me joke fam.

Heidi said...

Nah Reggie wasn't harsh! The "good luck with your speech love" line was a classic! Heck she needed it. Leona getting booed was inevitable as was everyone else who was announced but was absent. So to send on this Sinitta chick (whose only claim to fame in England is dating Simon) to collect the award on Leona's behalf was like sending her to the lions. THEN.. like a fool - the woman mentioned about her and Simon discovering Leona. Yeah man - the deserves all the luck she can manage... booooooo

(ps never watched the MOBOs - got all this info from the Chris Moyles show ;o) )

Elijah said...

the hobo awards did suck. haven't they always? You lot talk as if you were let down.

I thought it was the best boog award show ever!

Maybe thats an over reaction.

I did my own some up on Butterz.co.uk see i can cheap plug like rev run!

Anonymous said...

The last MOBO awards withcredibility was the one with Red and Mef. NO ONE since them has topped their performance and no one will.

Fuck the MOBOs and FUCK UK showmanship or lack off...Terrible, Tanya King should be shot.

They had Coolio present the awards a few years back...REALLY?! Who forgot the golden rule of showbiz, you're only as relevant as your last hit.

And when was the last time foolio had a hit?

Exactly...Waste of my fucking time and an embarrassment to black UK music.

I wonder what Rev Run thought of the whole shamble.

UK needs to stop, honestly.

Anonymous said...

hang tight Yemi!

Anonymous said...

hahah "good luck with the speech love" and im sure you'll agree that she did need that luck..ha

gooosh, serving crisps at a bloody award ceremony?thats wank!get some bloody nandos!

Im thinking.. get a ATCN award ceremony and it'll be much better...

I thought it was a good award show- i mean, for its underlying meaning, to promote urban music ect..

best bit- Ace and Vis and their "kanye" moment!

but seriouslly.. westwood shouldnt have been boo-ed! and the no shows were so rubbish...

Anonymous said...

btw..what did you get in your Goody bags?!! x

Anonymous said...

ATCN AWARDS!

WWW.ATRIBECALLEDNEXT.COM