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Shamelessly jacked from Trinotron. Absolute must-watch.

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33 comments:

Booga said...

Genius!

clav said...

What killed it was in the shot of the woman on the decks - the turntables read "DJ Bean Flicker"...

And before you lot start getting any ideas, I only watched the clip once! lol

Anonymous said...

@ Biz & illsun, in totally unrelated matters--Hull? Muhahaha!!!

NO-BIZZI said...

LEAVE IT!!

stank sinatra said...

that was one HULL of a game, eh! Happy Anniversary, Arsene! Gooners? More like goners!

NO-BIZZI said...

Is that dels G.K on an anon tip!??

Anonymous said...

Hullarious!

Ginger Kid said...

HAHAHA!

It wasn't me.

But seen as you mentioned the game.

What happened? Really what happened? Where were your wonderboys that won 6-0 in the week? Vela and Adebeyor can suck my cock. I would rather have Kalou and Drogba anyday.

Having said that, Arsenal where a pleasure to watch in the week.

And having said that you have no chance of putting togther any sort of consistency, which is why the chelsea blue boys will have the Premiership title in the bag by Christmas.

I thank you.

Anonymous said...

Great video. First time i have masturbated on ATCN.

Anonymous said...

gk is deluded for the title belongs to Liverppol FC.

Ginger Kid said...

LOL @ LIVERPOOL.

How do Liverpool plan on winning the title, because last time i checked a shit defence and a team with no lasting power doesn't win the league.

You might luckily bumble your way to the champions league final again, but I very much doubt it.

Mighty Red said...

Okay, even at this early stage (6 games played), you're tied on points with us, just goal difference separates us. Defensively, the chavski scum have conceded 1 more goal than us, so whose defence is stronger, ginger? Mascherano, Skrtel, Carragher, Agger, Dossena, Aurelio.....we have a Fort Knox-type defence, dunny. Looking forward to October 26th when we show your Gene Hackman-looking manager and the rest of your blue scum how it's done, son.

So feel free to spew your cries, talking greasy like McDonald's super-size fries. Keep jibbin', jabbin' and yappin' your gums all you want, but come May 2009, there'll only be one team on top. That's us. And we ain't coming back down. If you can't respect that, your whole perspective is wack. The Premiership is coming back home, God bless that fact.

Anonymous said...

Liverpool FC: 18 Leagues, 5 Champions Leagues and 7 FA Cups. Can ANY British club even come close? Say something now. Thought so.

DELS (Kieren Dickins) said...

i was gonna post this! clever idea! big post pheeb

DELS (Kieren Dickins) said...

ARSENAL ARE THE BEST TEAM... EVER! You'll see.

FRZI said...

saw this the other day on TMI...so so good...

be well

FRZI said...

Oh & Arsenal are always top in my world !!!

Anonymous said...

atson villa.

One said...

I'll wait until the end of the season to comment, but I'll admit it's goin' to be hard to suddenly top Man Utd and Chelsea but we've started well.

A man who thinks Liverpool doesn't have a good defense obviously doesn't watch too much football!!

Ginger Kid said...

"Skrtel, Agger, Dossena, Aurelio"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

illsun said...

two things:

the clip is hilarious

We all get a bit over excited about football, we lost yesterday and it wasn't fun but the season is far from started so I fancy us to be in the rub at the end.

Cue anons (& GK) with their faux bravado and name calling...

real talk buy a season ticket, support your team through thick and thin and then come back and talk football otherwise sling your hook back to your merlin sticker album and Match of the Day

Ginger Kid said...

Yes.

I had a season ticket at chelsea since 1994(glen hoddle times).

Fall back.

(please note i havent had a season ticket the last 3 years because unfortunatley i don't shit money.)

Anonymous said...

aston villa

One said...

Skrtel and Agger both class, the full backs we've got aren't the best but as a defense we don't concede many, it's how you play as a unit!!

Anonymous said...

@illsun. Supported Liverpool since 1985. Through the good, bad and ugly times. Been to hundreds of games, and will always do so.

@ginger. Skrtel is one of the best young defenders in Europe. Agger is a don. Mascherano, one hell of a force. The list goes on. And One, you're right, it's how the Mighty Reds play as a unit that is delivering and the reason why we will be victorious.

Farcical arsenal, Man Ure and the Chavski--the race is not for the swift, but for those that can endure to the end. Good luck to all of your teams, let's hope it proves to be a great season.

Anonymous said...

aston villa

Anonymous said...

1. There is no Control button on Martin Skrtel's computer. Martin Skrtel is always in control.

2. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Martin Skrtel once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned football.

3. Martin Skrtel once vistited The Virgin Islands, they are now The Islands.

4. Martin Skrtel can build a snowman out of rain.

5. Martin Skrtel doesn't sleep. He waits.

6. Martin Skrtel doesn't have a scalp, he just has another fist.

7. His calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd... no one fools Skrtel.

8. Giraffes were created when Skrtel uppercutted a horse.

9. Martin Skrtel destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

10. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Martin Skrtel has allowed to live.

11. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Martin Skrtel can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

12. Martin Skrtel never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.

13. They once made a Martin Skrtel toilet paper, but there was a problem - it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

14. In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Martin Skrtel, because Martin Skrtel killed that man.

15. Martin Skrtel puts the laughter in manslaughter.

16. Einstein's original theory of relativity was: if Martin Skrtel kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

17. He is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around him.

18. Martin Skrtel once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

19. When Martin Skrtel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

20. Guns dont kill people, Martin Skrtel does.

21. Martin Skrtel was offered an extra vowel by the devil in exchange for his soul. Unfortunately, he had no soul to offer.

22. Martin Skrtel once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

23. The only reason pink exists is because Martin Skrtel is colour blind.

24. In an average room, there are 1093 things Skrtel could kill you with. Including the room.

Anonymous said...

..which he shamelessly jacked from kanyes blog.

Shenanigan said...

it's a new jack city

illsun said...

wasn't that whole thing an old Chuck Norris post

Chuck vs Skertel no contest. The Norris everytime

Anonymous said...

@illsun, yup, it's a rehash of Chuck Norris lines, yet accurately applies to the don Skrtel. Arsene's arsey arsenic scum will be forced to bow down very soon!

mervin said...

does ginger kid have ginger... down there?

Ginger Kid said...

ask your sister.

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