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To tash or not to tash




Would you or could you pull off what can only be described as a true achievement and testament to your manhood. A Tash. Not a cheeky shaped up hip hop Tash, I'm talking bushy arrogant unkempt lip tickler, an eye sore for any girlfriend but the the sort of facial hair that gets a no words needed nod of approval from random men in the street.

As i am unfortunately only able to grow what can only be described as teenage bum fluff on my face i can only admire from afar knowing i will never be part of the gang but the question is...would you want to join? Ladies can you bare the thought of your fella growing a Tash ironic or otherwise?
The statement, the friend to many a face - the Tash Sink or Swim?

Biz

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

biz, i remember a similar post months ago,
your obsessed wiv em'!! lol

but no, as a female who likes to kiss, a giant sink...

illsun said...

is this all because you used to rock some pretty lame facial hair??

clav said...

To be fair, there's a lot to be said if one can sustain a real 'tashe and to be honest, I couldn't care less if chicks like it or not but I intend to nuture a full one before I die, I won't feel like a real man until I do.

NO-BIZZI said...

I think you'll find my previous post was 'man crush' featuring the Tash god that is Burt Reynolds so confusion is understandable.

And yes illsun i may have been one of the weaker facial hair rockers but you can hardly talk my man!

lets not go there!!!

i say we should all attempt to grow the elusive handle bar mustache!

who's with me??!!!.....

no one?

oh, okay then

Anonymous said...

am i the only girl that loves the tash...

go biz, go!

Anonymous said...

how about ladies with tash's?

spyonmysoul said...

A definite sink over here, although i don't mind a bit of 'designer stumble'.

It's a big no no to the stand alone tash!

Anonymous said...

nothing sexier than a man with a tash :)

raawrrr x

SPECKS said...

Fantastic selection of visuals.

now here is a pic of my pops in his much younger years.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3150/2749481836_d0ba674094_o.jpg

quite frankly he's rocking a laughable, bum fluff esque, tash, but he stuck with it, and over the years he grew what can only be described as a beast, the full works, make people around you proud, kinda tash.

my dad is better than yours kinda thing. similar sentiments could be applied to the boyfriend situation.

biz please do it. my respect levels for you would increase ten fold. people wont see it on radio, but they'll feel that 'tash swagger' over the waves. almost positive of that.

to conclude, its a good look.

clav said...

@ anon re: lady 'tashes - too funny! lol

My dad has rocked a "heavy-duty" 'tashe since time immemorial - those Tribers who have met him will attest to that - in fact, there is no picture of him in existence without a serious upper lip growth (I think the oldest one of him was when he was 17 and even then, it was magnificent). I AM somewhat jealous of him - I know he secretly considers me somewhat unmanly due to my lack of success growing one but maybe in 20 or 30 years, with hard work, maybe I could have a 'tashe like his for myself...

That be something - wouldn't it!?

(paraphrasing Eddie - strictly for those who know!)

Ginger Kid said...

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42045000/jpg/_42045754_yates203.jpg

Good look biz ;)

x

NO-BIZZI said...

SCREW YOU G.K

ITS IN THE PAST LET IT LIE!!!

Phoebe said...

Ginger Kid you evil genius, you!

Ginger Kid said...

Sorry Biz. We all go through the Adolf stage. I personally took the beating up jews and gypsy route. You went for the moustache. Its cool.

Anonymous said...

I think that if Specks makes it known that she likes a man with a handlebar 'stache, it'd be interesting to watch and see how many dudes turn up at the next 'Trading Places' with one! I know I'll grow one just for her!!!

yeahisaidit said...

left off the visuals:
* The Chuckle Brothers
* and who could forget Pharell when he was sporting a lip-warmer....
http://alambredeespinas.blogia.com/upload/20070307235018-lap-dance.jpg
(there's something in that link whatever your sexual preference. You are welcome.)

or the video for a better look
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8_fuoypsik&feature=related
(you do not want to know what i just got on youtube when i typed in 'LAPDANCE')

I like a man with a 'tache. It's a declaration of masculinity. It seperates the men from the boys.

I've never kissed someone with a 3rd eyebrow though (well apart from my daddy, but obviously not like that. No incesto) Does kissing bristly boys hurt?

SPECKS said...

interesting in a kinda cool, yet slightly freaky way...


yeahhhh

yeahisaidit said...

specks your daddy was a fox

illsun said...

Ginger Killed Bizzi - fact

SPECKS said...

he did kill biz. but i saw the envy in his eyes as he did it. he acted out of pure jealousy. One might call it a malicious attempt at slandering biz's face. kinda worked though.

yeahisaidit said...

might i suggest if you are having trouble cultivating a tache that you consider face-weave?

see what I did there, i linked two posts.

Mensa here I come.

NO-BIZZI said...

face weave??
LOL

Kowloon said...

You could buy a stick-on 'tash to try it out and see what it looks like!

yeahisaidit said...

my hair is due the 6-week trim- i could save you some of the cuttings? bit of PVA and you're there.

the face merkin. it's a good look.

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