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Recipe for a Perfect Summer's Day

Take one large, green space.

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Assemble base ingredients: One quintessential tartan rug and one portable sound system.

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Mix in one party pal/partner-in-crime/flatmate,

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One super-chilled fly girl,

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Take care not to accidentally omit Tweedledum and Tweedledee at this stage: without these ingredients there will be no replenishments, ice, cooler bag, napkins or cutlery. And they say girls are the organised ones?!!

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Embellish with copious amounts of posh picnic food (Marks and Spencer's is preferable, but Sainsbury's or Waitrose will do. A sandwich from Pret is a poor effort and should not be resorted to under any circumstances)

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Lubricate with lashings of alcohol,

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Finally, bake under a blazing hot sun for six hours until mixture is fully cooked and on the verge of collapse.

Bon Appetit!

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Phoebe

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

are you and Biz boyfriend a couple?

or is it dels and you?

or is dels and specks that are a couple?

or is it specks and biz?

or is it ginger kid and illsun?


sorry, i just really want to know.

Anonymous said...

or is it shanaggan and magdyi?

yeahisaidit said...

did you get your free picnic bag when you bought 5 deli items from m&s phoebe?

I have just returned from a similar day of summer's bliss. Yesterday was pretty much the same.

The only thing different about mine was the actual professional picnic hamper i insist on carting about. I'm like the bloke from the pimms advert.

hope you all managed to get some sun, because it's rain tomorrow. Just had a thought, if you need a weathergirl for this blog, i'm happy to oblige.





cheers,





yeahisaidit

Shenanigan said...

LOL at shanaggan and magdyi!


Pedant Mode O Pedant mode...!

Where for art thou!?

yeahisaidit said...

you laughing at the absurdity of such a relationship or the special spelling?

lol

NO-BIZZI said...

WOW

its like a bad soap!

yeahisaidit said...

sunset beach

Wavvy said...

Liiive.

What does Q stand for?!

Ginger Kid said...

My relationship with Illsun has been over for 2 years now.

THANKS FOR OPENING UP OLD WOUNDS ANON!

yeahisaidit said...

liar. I saw you two in John Lewis at the weekend arguing over whether to get olive green or perfect peach guest towels.



cheers,




yeahisaidit

Shenanigan said...

atrocious spelling

yeahisaidit said...

pedant has taught you well...

Ginger Kid said...

Oh John Lewis, that was for the kids bedroom. We stay strong for the kids and shop for linen together.

He has custody.

yeahisaidit said...

I hear ya, but don't give up without a fight, GK. i have a catwoman outfit you can borrow, if you fancy a bit of Fathers For Justice style action. You could climb to the top of Niketown and sing 'we will not be moved'.

Actually, i have megaphone you can use too.

Anonymous said...

Phoebe, given the opportunity, I DEFINITELY would.

Anonymous said...

Lose some weight though you funny chubster you!!

iLLMATICBBCMODEL said...

i peep a crease in the spike'z
not a good look :(

ben said...

when is the next trading places?

NO-BIZZI said...

AUGUST 2ND...GONNA BE BIGGGGG

Snoop said...

dat gyal pheobe needs 2 ollah at deez nutz

Anonymous said...

huh@illmatic?

Phoebe said...

@ yeahisaidit

Yes, we did indeed get the free picnic bag! God bless Marks and Sparks, eh? Straight up food porn.

yeahisaidit said...

this is not just any picnic, it's an m&s picnic

Anonymous said...

Lmao. It’s like a soap opera up in here. My money is on her being with Madyi or Biz.

emmaheartskidrobot said...

anons could i have some of that shit you guys are smoking?

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