I'm in shock. Halle Berry gave birth to her first child less than two months ago, and yet here she is at an event over the weekend looking like she's just been on a holiday in the Caribbean. Halle, like the ridiculously well-preserved Stacey Dash, is 42 YEARS OLD. What the fuck?!! These women need to share their secrets and fast cos they're putting 20 year olds like myself to shame.