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I might need help...

After surviving the worst winter known to man... it is officially summer in the city. 

With the onset of sunshine has come a new, dangerous addiction. The 7eleven SLURPEE. They come in sizes bigger than my head and at under $2 its always a done deal for me. Twice a day is getting to be a bit much though. 
Not only is there the chance I might turn orange like the girl from the 90s who got addicted to Sunny Delight... 
It also makes me look absolutely ridiculous in the face whilst drinking it [review said picture.] I don't know if its the constant brain freeze, or the cocktail of chemicals... but it makes my face contort and look like that. But I love slurpee, I can't get enough! 
It's not an entirely hopeless cause though. Dry pavements and blue sky... the chance to break out all varieties of white kicks... but more specifically the very shoes you kept hidden away for safety purposes throughout the winter months.  
THE JOY

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want to be your slurpee

clav said...

A disrespeck.

SPECKS said...

wahhh :-(

NO-BIZZI said...

who is this anon guy?

LOL

i think you have a no named fan...be afraid...very afraid

SPECKS said...

I attract the ones who stink of piss.

not a good look on my part!

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