Anyone who knows me will be aware of my somewhat tragic addiction to food and cookery programmes, with 'Come Dine with Me' figuring high on the list of favourites. (Anyone else find the voice-over guy absolutely fucking hilarious?!! Oh right. Just me then.)
Before I go off on a tangent about the delights of Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, Saturday Kitchen, Nigella Express and the rest, I will get to my (admittedly quite sad) point: This Thursday is a 'Celebrity Come Dine With Me' special! To be fair, I've only actually heard of two of the 'celebs' who'll be cooking- Harvey and Tamara Beckwith- but that means nothing! This is the highlight of the week's television schedule!
I'm going to stop now before I render myself a social outcast, doomed to spend the rest of my days watching cookery programme re-runs on my own.
P.S. Shout out to V, who endured a two and a half hour 'Come Dine With Me' marathon yesterday afternoon, despite obviously being bored to tears. You're a soldier.